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EVanHalen

EVanHalen
Title: Receptionist

Branch: Freelance

Last Login: 11/19/2009 1:45am

Gender: Male

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DWIGHTisTERRIFIC 11/7/2009 12:24am

A guy walks into a branch and says, "Hello Dunder Mifflin Kamloops Branch!" and the branch replies, "why did you walk into me? Can't you see I'm part of a tree?" So the guy apologizes and continues his power stroll.

DWIGHTisTERRIFIC 11/6/2009 6:38pm

A mouse walks into a bar and says, "Hey, why is there a bar in my house?" Then all his mice friends jump out and yell, "Surpirse! Happy Birthday!" and the mouse replies, "oh, you guys!" Hmm not so much a joke but a story...

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