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DwightFry

9/5/2008 11:03pm

WELCOME TO LONG BEACH DMI 2.0!!!! YAY!!!! I was last year's RM and am running again and hope for your full support! You will NOT be sorry! If you're returning to LB, please skim and sorry for the blah, blah, blah.... Add me as a favorite coworker, please! It should take less than an hour to complete your work each week...this is a TASK job! ;) IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new mail. We are a large branch with the small branch feel. Participate and get back! Be sure to get involved with the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click on "Forums"! To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret, so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval. You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot. I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time. Schrute bucks and all positions have been set to zero and temp. YOU are responsible for your promotions and winning tasks. You can start earning your SBs right now by adding friends, adding your faves, posting pix, commenting to others, sending a note to someone's private inbox, posting videos and I'm sure that DMI 2.0 will have new ways to get your $100 SBs each week! There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees chatting in here: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Again, please use your EXACT employee name. This is YOUR job, so PLEASE...be active in our branch! The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting. If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. We are having a party on Wednesday, 9/25, for The Office premiere, and to make a video for corporate. If you are local and can attend, please RSVP me! If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week: http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html ALL company stats are available on the left column, so you can keep up with our progress. If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL: http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss, and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy) If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments. Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica, Jo/Dwight Fry :D

DwightFry

5/23/2008 10:11pm

Vote for LONG BEACH Task 31! We're the moon, space shuttle and Spaceman Toby: http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/tasks/globalvote?week=31 We get $500 if we win! Get friends in other branches to vote for us, too!

DwightFry

5/17/2008 2:14pm

WELCOME TO LONG BEACH!!!! YAY!!!! Please read carefully....BE SURE TO ADD AN AVATAR ASAP!! We're the largest branch with the small branch feel...I promise! Participate and get back! Please do the tasks each week, and then work backwards from there to do previous tasks. Add me as a favorite coworker, please! Check out the cool NEW forums! Don't forget to earn your $110 Affinity SBs each week by adding coworkers, changing your "Office Faves" (you can just click on "Save" without changing anything) a bunch of times, adding pictures, making comments on other people's "Comments" or your own. Work up to $95 SBs, then upload a tiny video for another $15 SBs, and you get $110. You can go to C:\\Program Files\Real\RealPlayer\videotest. Use the tiny file videotest and it clears right away! If someone responds to you, go to THEIR page and say hello to them. Do this every week and you'll be climbing the corporate ladder and become Employee of the Week in no time! Be sure to read the Employee Manual to see how many SBs you need to earn to get a promotion. Doing old tasks and doing everything weekly will bring you up to the top quickly. THAT's your job! (that's what she said...) The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting. Check out our other forum where we share secrets: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your exact name. There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find people chatting in there: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Be sure to get involved with the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Now you can get SBs for posting on the DMI forums! WHOO HOO!! If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. If you're NOT in our area, you can order a Dundie and I'll have one made for you! Don't forget that The Office is on TBS Tuesday nights 10PM/9PM Central Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica, DF, RM :D