we haven't seen you in a while. I bought you a present, as you know. There are some old tasks you can do for sb's (crappy submissions will be accepted) and lots of posts on our branch forum worth checking out (branch button,then forum). Hope to see you around here more often!
Dundermifflininfinity has been able to remain on the top of the leader board because he has multiple usernames/identities at DMI. In addition to his other antics, Corporate made it possible for him to work this angle when they started all the new branches where you could be hired immediately without the approval of of a regional manager. So he created a bunch of identities using various e-mails (which you can do in minutes at yahoo or aol) and when he jumps to a new branch all his identities go with him. He chooses the smaller branches so that he has a voting majority. He always wins the tasks because he votes for himself with his other identities. I've been following him from branch to branch for some time, and, shockingly, the same people always go with him. I created several dummy accounts just to spy on him. My new year's resolution was to bring him down, so here is how we do it:
Everyone commits to creating one dummy account here at DMI. Get a free e-mail at either aol or yahoo. Then apply to DMI and join one of the smaller branches. If we all join forces and do this we can vote against him in whatever branch he jumps to and we can bring him down! Are you in? If this works successfully I'll reveal my real DMI identity.
Please join Luneberg. We are looking for more employees. In our branch you are in the top 5 every time you enter a contest. That's 25 more Schrute Bucks per week.
Want the small branch feel but with more activity and chance to win tasks? You should come to Youngstown where we are undergoing a major rebuilding process, we'd love to have you!
Hey there! As regional manager of Lowestoft, I am currently looking for a talented warehouse foreman. would you be interested in investing in a branch that looks to grow?
You don't have to apologize. Hope you enjoy the season finale on thursday! I'm so excited!
jptaylorfamily 5/12/2008 1:49pm
we haven't seen you in a while. I bought you a present, as you know. There are some old tasks you can do for sb's (crappy submissions will be accepted) and lots of posts on our branch forum worth checking out (branch button,then forum). Hope to see you around here more often!
jptaylorfamily 5/10/2008 12:49am
I need your help with this weeks task. I was hoping to get some ideas and submissions from you for the bulletin board. Post on the forum thread.
jptaylorfamily 3/21/2008 5:55pm
Hello, I'm new.
smileatom 3/20/2008 11:23pm
Dundermifflininfinity has been able to remain on the top of the leader board because he has multiple usernames/identities at DMI. In addition to his other antics, Corporate made it possible for him to work this angle when they started all the new branches where you could be hired immediately without the approval of of a regional manager. So he created a bunch of identities using various e-mails (which you can do in minutes at yahoo or aol) and when he jumps to a new branch all his identities go with him. He chooses the smaller branches so that he has a voting majority. He always wins the tasks because he votes for himself with his other identities. I've been following him from branch to branch for some time, and, shockingly, the same people always go with him. I created several dummy accounts just to spy on him. My new year's resolution was to bring him down, so here is how we do it:
Everyone commits to creating one dummy account here at DMI. Get a free e-mail at either aol or yahoo. Then apply to DMI and join one of the smaller branches. If we all join forces and do this we can vote against him in whatever branch he jumps to and we can bring him down! Are you in? If this works successfully I'll reveal my real DMI identity.
TrojanHorse 2/29/2008 10:03pm
Please join Luneberg. We are looking for more employees. In our branch you are in the top 5 every time you enter a contest. That's 25 more Schrute Bucks per week.
robertdunder30 2/23/2008 12:06pm
Want the small branch feel but with more activity and chance to win tasks? You should come to Youngstown where we are undergoing a major rebuilding process, we'd love to have you!
npcPronk29 2/9/2008 10:46am
Hey there! As regional manager of Lowestoft, I am currently looking for a talented warehouse foreman. would you be interested in investing in a branch that looks to grow?
BTrain 1/31/2008 2:40am
Congratulations on EOTW!
johns2148 1/27/2008 10:09am
Congrats on Employee of the Week!
elvenkitty 1/23/2008 3:05pm