Hi, there! How are you today? Our Boss, DwightFry, has posed all of us a BRANCH CHALLENGE! This challenge could give people new opportunities to receive EOTW or EOTM awards! Here is what you need to do to join in on the CHALLENGE!
Read DF's NEW TOPIC thread on the LB DMI Forum! It is up in the "Important Topics" section. It is a Pinned Topic, and the title is "A Branch Challenge For Eotm/eotw Awards! Post To A New Level! Starts Now through 01/01/09 12AM PT! Read now!" Here is the link to copy and paste into your browser:
Within that Topic Thread, post your accurate # of posts as of NOW and what benefits you have NOW. When you reach a NEW Level, post it again in the same Topic Thread. Helpful posts and game posts count the MOST! Silly, short comments DON'T COUNT! Our Boss can see ALL of our posts, so remember, she is just like SANTA CLAUSE and none of us want COAL in our stockings, do we? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh . . .
Don't just post on our LB Forum . . . represent Long Beach on the STAFF Forums, by playing games or helping people out with their questions. REPRESENT Long Beach as a wealth of knowkedge and show people that we are really fun and silly!
Another part of this CHALLENGE will be to post COMMENTS to people to get them involved with this CHALLENGE! That is what I am doing now! When you have commented to 20 people, post their names on the Challenge thread! When you see another list posted, make sure you invite a DIFFERENT 20 people via COMMENTS. We need to get everyone we can INVOLVED! We will not need repeat invites until AFTER 01/01/09!
Read the Boss' post for ALL of the info! GOOD LUCK on this exciting CHALLENGE!
WELCOME TO LONG BEACH DMI 2.0!!!! YAY!!!! I was last year's RM and am running again and hope for your full support! You will NOT be sorry! If you're returning to LB, please skim and sorry for the blah, blah, blah....BUT READ THE EMPLOYEE MANUAL!!!
Add me as a favorite coworker, please! It should take less than an hour to complete your work each week...this is a TASK job! ;) NEVER forget to earn ALL $110 Affinity SBs/week for the quickest promotions. WORK HARDER THIS YEAR!!
IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new mail. Participate and get back! Be sure to REPRESENT LB on the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click on "Forums"!
To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret, so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval. You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot. I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time.
Schrute bucks/all positions have been set to $1,000 and temp. YOU are responsible for your promotions and winning tasks. You can start earning your SBs right now by adding friends, adding your faves, posting pix, commenting to others, sending a note to someone's private inbox, posting videos and I'm sure that DMI 2.0 will have new ways to get your $110 SBs each week!
There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees chatting in here: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Again, please use your EXACT employee name.
This is YOUR job, so PLEASE...be active in our branch!
The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting.
If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. We are having a party on Wednesday, 9/25, for The Office premiere, and to make a video for corporate. If you are local and can attend, please RSVP me!
If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week: http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html ALL company stats are available on the left column, so you can keep up with our progress.
If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL: http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind
You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss, and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy)
If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments. Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!
Hi! It's Regional Manager Review time! The deadline to submit your review is 9 AM PT/12 PM ET Monday, June 30, 2008. Please go to the Task Page, Regional Manager Performance Review, Click on the Red "Fill Out Review". Please vote FIVES for our great Regional Manager, Dwight Fry! It takes under 20 seconds to vote! If it weren't for her, there would be NO Long Beach Branch!
- Regional Managers will retain their position in DMI 2.0 if they meet the following Performance Review requirements: 1. They score an average of 4 out of 5 or better 2. Their active employees complete the survey at a rate of 50% or higher. 3. Corporate keeps their branch open this fall. Corporate reserves the right to adjust these requirements at any time for the greater good of DMI 2.0.
If half of us do not do this Review Task, it sounds like our Long Beach Branch will NOT EXIST. We will all have to put applications in at new branches and lose the comfort of our great LB HOME with Dwight Fry as our Leader! PLEASE FILL OUT THE REVIEW FOR DWIGHT FRY! I don't want to join another branch, do you? Thanks in advance for taking the time to submit a Five Star Review - it takes under 20 seconds to VOTE ALL FIVES for DWIGHT FRY!
This week's upcoming task is going to be MINE to do, as your RM! I am certain that I will need YOUR help AND that the EMPLOYEES are the ones that are going to get the SBs for it! I bet this is one where the RM's branches are judged and the best RM makes the most money for each of their employees. So please help me win this one so I can pay YOU back for all of YOUR hard work!
Don't forget to visit our NEW forum, which is completely different and tons of fun!
Hi, there! How are you today? Our Boss, DwightFry, has posed all of us a BRANCH CHALLENGE! This challenge could give people new opportunities to receive EOTW or EOTM awards! Here is what you need to do to join in on the CHALLENGE!
Read DF's NEW TOPIC thread on the LB DMI Forum! It is up in the "Important Topics" section. It is a Pinned Topic, and the title is "A Branch Challenge For Eotm/eotw Awards! Post To A New Level! Starts Now through 01/01/09 12AM PT! Read now!" Here is the link to copy and paste into your browser:
http://boards.dundermifflininfinity.com/index.php?showtopic=19810
Within that Topic Thread, post your accurate # of posts as of NOW and what benefits you have NOW. When you reach a NEW Level, post it again in the same Topic Thread. Helpful posts and game posts count the MOST! Silly, short comments DON'T COUNT! Our Boss can see ALL of our posts, so remember, she is just like SANTA CLAUSE and none of us want COAL in our stockings, do we? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh . . .
Don't just post on our LB Forum . . . represent Long Beach on the STAFF Forums, by playing games or helping people out with their questions. REPRESENT Long Beach as a wealth of knowkedge and show people that we are really fun and silly!
Another part of this CHALLENGE will be to post COMMENTS to people to get them involved with this CHALLENGE! That is what I am doing now! When you have commented to 20 people, post their names on the Challenge thread! When you see another list posted, make sure you invite a DIFFERENT 20 people via COMMENTS. We need to get everyone we can INVOLVED! We will not need repeat invites until AFTER 01/01/09!
Read the Boss' post for ALL of the info! GOOD LUCK on this exciting CHALLENGE!
singpretty 11/10/2008 12:55am
Earn your SBs! I'm already a Warehouse Employee! ;)
DwightFry 9/18/2008 6:58pm
WELCOME TO LONG BEACH DMI 2.0!!!! YAY!!!!
I was last year's RM and am running again and hope for your full support! You will NOT be sorry!
If you're returning to LB, please skim and sorry for the blah, blah, blah....BUT READ THE EMPLOYEE
MANUAL!!!
Add me as a favorite coworker, please! It should take less than an hour to complete your
work each week...this is a TASK job! ;) NEVER forget to earn ALL $110 Affinity SBs/week for
the quickest promotions. WORK HARDER THIS YEAR!!
IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as
special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new
mail.
Participate and get back! Be sure to REPRESENT LB on the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of
fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks
and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click
on "Forums"!
To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to
work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get
promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret,
so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard:
http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php
It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval.
You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have
TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot.
I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks
now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time.
Schrute bucks/all positions have been set to $1,000 and temp. YOU are responsible for your
promotions and winning tasks. You can start earning your SBs right now by adding friends,
adding your faves, posting pix, commenting to others, sending a note to someone's private inbox,
posting videos and I'm sure that DMI 2.0 will have new ways to get your $110 SBs each week!
There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees
chatting in here:
http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php
Again, please use your EXACT employee name.
This is YOUR job, so PLEASE...be active in our branch!
The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums.
Ask if you want help starting.
If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second
and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already
had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. We are having a party on Wednesday, 9/25, for The
Office premiere, and to make a video for corporate. If you are local and can attend, please RSVP me!
If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY
detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week:
http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html
ALL company stats are available on the left column, so you can keep up with our progress.
If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL:
http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind
You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to
help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an
entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss,
and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy)
If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments.
Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica,
Jo/Dwight Fry :D
DwightFry 9/13/2008 9:13pm
Hi! It's Regional Manager Review time!
The deadline to submit your review is 9 AM PT/12 PM ET Monday, June 30, 2008.
Please go to the Task Page, Regional Manager Performance Review, Click on the Red "Fill Out Review". Please vote FIVES for our great Regional Manager, Dwight Fry! It takes under 20 seconds to vote! If it weren't for her, there would be NO Long Beach Branch!
- Regional Managers will retain their position in DMI 2.0 if they meet the following Performance Review requirements:
1. They score an average of 4 out of 5 or better
2. Their active employees complete the survey at a rate of 50% or higher.
3. Corporate keeps their branch open this fall.
Corporate reserves the right to adjust these requirements at any time for the greater good of DMI 2.0.
If half of us do not do this Review Task, it sounds like our Long Beach Branch will NOT EXIST. We will all have to put applications in at new branches and lose the comfort of our great LB HOME with Dwight Fry as our Leader! PLEASE FILL OUT THE REVIEW FOR DWIGHT FRY! I don't want to join another branch, do you? Thanks in advance for taking the time to submit a Five Star Review - it takes under 20 seconds to VOTE ALL FIVES for DWIGHT FRY!
Tullie 6/23/2008 5:37pm
Vote for LONG BEACH Task 31!
We're the moon, space shuttle and Spaceman Toby:
http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/tasks/globalvote?week=31
We get $500 if we win! Get friends in other non-Top 20 branches to vote for us, too!
DwightFry 5/23/2008 11:39pm
Congrats on Salesperson!
This week's upcoming task is going to be MINE to do, as your RM! I am certain that I will need
YOUR help AND that the EMPLOYEES are the ones that are going to get the SBs for it! I
bet this is one where the RM's branches are judged and the best RM makes the most money
for each of their employees.
So please help me win this one so I can pay YOU back for all of YOUR hard work!
Don't forget to visit our NEW forum, which is completely different and tons of fun!
Thanks in advance!
Jo
DwightFry 3/18/2008 2:01am
Yeah DMILB. Good job co worker.
smileatom 11/10/2007 3:49am
Nice poster! Thanks for supporting DMI Long Beach by participating!
LiLz 11/9/2007 1:01pm