aplummer99
Title: Temp
Last Login: 2008-12-10 07:29 pm
SchruteBucks
Earned To Date: Sb $1,360
Affinity Sb Earned Past Week: Sb $0
Task Sb Earned Past Week: Sb $0
Current Available: Sb $1,360
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Favorite Office Character: Jim Halpert
Favorite Office Episode: Fun Run
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Hello! A Friendly Reminder from your RM: Please stop by my office if you need anything (by clicking my name) Who wants to be a temp forever? Join in and get our branch to the top 10! Just get your weekly affinity bucks by changing your favorites, add a co-worker, upload a photo, or add comments to our forum (all 5 SBs each!) And of course by doing the tasks. Some tasks you will want to do/play again and again! And then you'll get promoted! If we can up our SB average we can make it to the top..... again! That's What She Said.
Please bear with me, as DMI is not allowing me to approve you...Human Resources will approve you shortly! Other branches can't approve you now, either, so sit tight! Thanks and hugs, Jo, RM P.S. I'll be posting special messages from the "Enhanced PC Monitor" on the Forums. ;D
WELCOME TO LONG BEACH!!!! YAY!!!! Please read carefully....BE SURE TO ADD AN AVATAR ASAP!! Add me as a favorite coworker, please! First of all, being a member/employee of DMI is not like an online group where you just join to be seen. It should take less than an hour to complete your work each week! IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new mail. It's only $100 more than the plain one, which does nothing but sit there. You CANNOT trade in what you buy, so choose WISELY! DMI is not a place to join just to be seen as an Office fan....this is a TASK job! If you want to be just a "member", please withdraw your application. Thanks for understanding this. We're a large branch with the small branch feel...I promise! Participate and get back! Be sure to get involved with the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click on "Forums"! To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret, so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval. You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot. I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time. Schrute bucks will mean nothing until Fall....they don't count for ANYONE, and will all be removed shortly, so don't worry about them....all will be set to zero, and EVERYONE will be set back as temps betwen now and this Fall. There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees chatting in here: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Again, please use your EXACT employee name. This is your JOB, so be sure to be there for your branch! The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting. If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. If you're NOT in our area, you can order a Dundie and I'll have one made for you! They are different from The Office Dundies, which are no longer available for purchase. Don't forget that The Office is on TBS Tuesday nights 10PM/9PM Central. If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week: http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html ALL company stats are available on the left column, so dig it! If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL: http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss, and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy) If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments. Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica, DF, RM :D
