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Tullie

11/10/2008 6:38pm

Hi, StoneBro! How are you today? Our Boss, DwightFry, has posed all of us a BRANCH CHALLENGE! This challenge could give people new opportunities to receive EOTW or EOTM awards! Here is what you need to do to join in on the CHALLENGE! Read DF's NEW TOPIC thread on the LB DMI Forum! It is up in the "Important Topics" section. It is a Pinned Topic, and the title is "A Branch Challenge For Eotm/eotw Awards! Post To A New Level! Starts Now through 01/01/09 12AM PT! Read now!" Here is the link to copy and paste into your browser: http://boards.dundermifflininfinity.com/index.php?showtopic=19810 Within that Topic Thread, post your accurate # of posts as of NOW and what benefits you have NOW. When you reach a NEW Level, post it again in the same Topic Thread. Helpful posts and game posts count the MOST! Silly, short comments DON'T COUNT! Our Boss can see ALL of our posts, so remember, she is just like SANTA CLAUSE and none of us want COAL in our stockings, do we? Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh . . . Don't just post on our LB Forum . . . represent Long Beach on the STAFF Forums, by playing games or helping people out with their questions. REPRESENT Long Beach as a wealth of knowkedge and show people that we are really fun and silly! Another part of this CHALLENGE will be to post COMMENTS to people to get them involved with this CHALLENGE! That is what I am doing now! When you have commented to 20 people, post their names on the Challenge thread! When you see another list posted, make sure you invite a DIFFERENT 20 people via COMMENTS. We need to get everyone we can INVOLVED! We will not need repeat invites until AFTER 01/01/09! Read the Boss' post for ALL of the info! GOOD LUCK on this exciting CHALLENGE!

DwightFry

9/6/2008 5:58pm

WELCOME TO LONG BEACH DMI 2.0!!!! YAY!!!! I was last year's RM and am running again and hope for your full support! You will NOT be sorry! If you're returning to LB, please skim and sorry for the blah, blah, blah.... Add me as a favorite coworker, please! It should take less than an hour to complete your work each week...this is a TASK job! ;) IF you haven't already bought anything for your desk, PLEASE get the "Enhanced PC Monitor", as special messages from corporate appear on them and a mailbox will tell you that you've got new mail. We are a large branch with the small branch feel. Participate and get back! Be sure to get involved with the DMI forum for Corporate (LOTS of fun and games and great people) and the Long Beach part of the DMI forum, too, to discuss tasks and working together. Check out the DMI forums too by going to the "My Branch" page and click on "Forums"! To get promotions, do EVERY task EVERY week. Some of these tasks will require you to work with all the other employees as a collaboration. If you don't do these tasks, you don't get promotions at all! For the collaboration tasks, we have to keep our ideas secret, so we use a special forum called the DunderBoard: http://dwightfry.com/dunderboard/index.php It's for Long Beach employees only, so sign up under your EXACT employee name for approval. You'll see that you'll make friends in this branch that you will get to know very well! We have TERRIFIC people here, so you'll have a blast! We also (hic) drink a lot. I also cannot hire/fire you! I am just your leader and will count on YOU to help us win tasks now and in the future. I thank you ahead of time. Schrute bucks and all positions have been set to zero and temp. YOU are responsible for your promotions and winning tasks. You can start earning your SBs right now by adding friends, adding your faves, posting pix, commenting to others, sending a note to someone's private inbox, posting videos and I'm sure that DMI 2.0 will have new ways to get your $100 SBs each week! There's also a chat room for all of DMI that you can go to any time and find ALL DMI employees chatting in here: http://dwightfry.com/dunderchatlbca/x7chat2/index.php Again, please use your EXACT employee name. This is YOUR job, so PLEASE...be active in our branch! The rest is all socializing on the forums, comments sections, and the IMs you get on the forums. Ask if you want help starting. If you're local, we also have real life parties several times a year...we're planning our second and third outing now! They're great fun, which is what our branch is all about! We've already had our first Dundie Awards party IRL. We are having a party on Wednesday, 9/25, for The Office premiere, and to make a video for corporate. If you are local and can attend, please RSVP me! If you want to check the branch stats, be sure to click on "My Branch", and for VERY detailed info check out this page...it has it ALL and shows where YOU rank each week: http://dmi.shakymon.com/dmi-us-ca-long-beach.html ALL company stats are available on the left column, so you can keep up with our progress. If you'd like to help build our build our MiniCity, copy and paste URL: http://long-beachdmi.myminicity.com/ind You don't have to all of this TODAY, but this is most of the information you will need to help you when you sign on for some fun, and you are required to have fun. I'm sort of an entertainer. I'm here to make sure my employees think of me as a friend and not a boss, and maybe a mother figure. (Michael Scott philosophy) If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me in my comments. Happy to have you aboard! EXPECT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica, Jo/Dwight Fry :D